Q How do Estate Agents turn the lights on after sex?
A Kick open the door of their Capri

Q How do you make an Estate Agent's eyes light up?
A Shine a torch in their ear

Q Why do Estate Agent's drive BMW's?
A It's the only car name they can spell

Q What do you call a fly buzzing inside an Estate Agent's head?
A Space Invader

Q What did the Estate Agent call his pet zebra?
A Spot

Q What's the difference between an Estate Agent and a supermarket trolley?
A The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own

Q What's the difference between a terrorist and an Estate Agent?
A You can negotiate with a terrorist

Q What do you get if you cross an Estate Agent with a gorilla?
A We'll never know as even gorillas won't stoop that low

Did you hear about he Estate Agent whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was.

Two Estate Agents are struggling to get the car unlocked. The first one says "I can't seem to get the door unlocked" to which the second one replies "Hurry up, the rain's getting heavier and the roof is down"

Estate Agent wanting to improve his sexual technique went to the library and took out the book "HOW to HUG". When he got home he found he has volume eight of Encyclopaedia Brittannica.

An Estate Agent and a Management Consultant are cycling through the park. The Management Consultant says "Look at that dead bird". The Estate Agent looks up into the sky and says "Where?"

A certain Estate Agent is being ribbed continually by his colleagues about his lack of knowledge. He goes home and studies the map of Europe. Next day he comes in to work and proudly boasts that he knows all the European capitals. A colleague asks "OK Alice, what's the capital of France" to which Alice replies "F".